thoughts on honey heist 2:

jungwildeandfree:

  • MARISHA IS STILL NERVOUS 
  • MARISHA HAS NEVER STOPPED BEING NERVOUS 
  • matthew’s sad bear face
  • marisha’s Vex impersonation AGAIN, aka: 
  • (deep breath) “P̱̙Ȩ̩͍̖̻̥͓̤̞̕R̛̠̠̻̠͜C̖̠͕̦͈̯̯͎͜͡Y̸̤͚̰͉̺͈͢͞!! COME ON!”
  • suits
  • so many goddamn puns 
  • the look of physical pain on talesin’s face when Marisha says “Bear Hakuda”
  • Trinket canonically takes it upon himself to guard Castle Whitestone when no one else is there, because this bear is made of love 
  • what Liam referred to in HH1 as “The ‘I Don’t Give A Fuck’ Marisha Ray voice” 
  • Matt (about Percy): “Good for him, being safe with his firearms. A responsible owner.” 
  • Talesin: (makes an “is he though?” face)
  • I love that Trinket speaks with the “Vox Machina” accent (slight drama, slight Oxford), while everybody else sounds like they’re from New Jersey
  • marisha’s marlon brando

For the one word prompt thing: chess

aminil:

“You’re very good at this, Mr. Clay.” 

Caduceus looked across the board and gave the other man a warm smile. Caleb had his chin in hand, elbow leaning on his knee as he stared intently at the pieces in front of him. 

“Hm, thank you. I guess I’ve had a lot of opportunity for practice.” 

“Ja?” Caleb said, still looking at the board. “Against your siblings?” 

Caduceus looked at the wizard curiously. He did not know Caleb as someone to often ask personal questions such as that. But here, sitting on either side of a chess board carefully balanced on a small tree stump, he noticed the deep concentration on the man’s face. 

The question had appeared almost as an automatic response. Perhaps Caleb’s personal barriers were temporarily lowered as his mental resources were intently focused elsewhere. 

“Not much, no. But I spent many seasons alone, and would often play against myself.” 

The wizard nodded, hummed a soft agreement and then slowly reached out. His hand hovered above a white piece, but it did not actually make a move to pick it up. Biting his lip, Caleb seemed to reconsider. Finally he let out a sigh and leaned back again, his chin returning to his hand. 

Caduceus smiled softly, amused at the man’s immense concentration. 

“There was this great, green oak tree near the back of the Blooming Grove,” He said, thinking back to his home as he picked up his mug of tea, “Sometimes I’d play against him instead.” 

It took a few seconds, but then a puzzled expression appeared on Caleb’s face. He looked up sharply at the firbolg, eyebrows raised.

 “…Did you win?” 

“Hmm, no.” Caduceus said, sipping his tea. “We never finished a game.”

bixbiboom:

[Laura makes tickling noises, Ronin squeals happily each time]

super-ozzie:

Matthew “Resist the urge to contemplate every decision in life ever made every time Liam asks what the time is challenge” Mercer

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

straprights:

yall vagueposting: ** ***** *** **** 👀

me:

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heywriters:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.” 

wtf dad

latest edition: 

me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine. 

my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while. 

is your dad an ex-assassin

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

me: hey you know how you can’t ration insulin because diabetic people literally need it to survive, and rationing it kills people?

the us government: yeah

me: so we agree we shouldn’t put people in positions where they need to try and ration it

the us government: what

the us government:

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The disabled are being hit hard by the government shutdown

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and medical care WILL REJECT YOU in the USA if you can’t pay.

missespeon:

im still laughing about this fucking gifset

runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

severalowls:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

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she does not FUCK

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